Haha, no, my comment about 'never been bit by that before' meant I have definitely been bit by that before. Been retired for near 10 years now, but in my previous life I was ASE Master + L1, Dodge Jeep Kia Mitsubishi Cadillac Chevy Olds dealer experience, with some independent & machine shop mixed in over the years. My specialty was those asshole cars that come in with a complaint like "CUST STATES BRAKE LIGHT FUSE BLOWS ONCE A MONTH". Try tracking that one down while you're being paid on flat-rate, all while a few bays over the shop's star 'tech' is doing brake job after brake job after brake job...
I have full GM service manuals for everything from 1998-2009, if you need specific diagrams or connector pinouts.
By 'scanner' I meant VCM Scanner. Read and clear codes with that, not a handleld. Something you might think about in the future, you can get Chinese "MDI clone" doohickies for around $100 that let you run Tech2 emulation software on a laptop, so you can get access to ABS, BCM, door and seat modules, HVAC data, just like with a real dealership Tech2.